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This is what would happen to an seo guy if he was under Witness Protection

Filed under: Media, Video, Viral — Posted by Alex Rios @ 3:20 pm

Here is a very funny video from wired.com .This video had me cracking up, especially the part when he says “you shave dog testicles” . I kept thinking about “nerd talk” even in meetings and could not stop laughing . LOL ! How many people in the seo industry do you think would not last a day under Witness Protection? think about it…..

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  1. by Marty Martin
    June 18, 2009
    2:28 pm

    That. Is. Hilarious! LOL

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